Dinky Creek's Golden Oldies
16/11/2005 - Excel escapism.
11/11/2005 - Goodbye puppy.
30/10/2005 - To my dog
26/10/2005 - Snow, and why I love it.
19/10/2005 - No title required.
17/10/2005 - Seriously.
14/10/2005 - Summary of mental state
07/10/2005 - Old farts
28/09/2005 - Pardon me; I feel a rant coming on.
19/09/2005 - Ode to finally having furniture
16/09/2005 - I am a Sock.
29/08/2005 - Yippee!
29/08/2005 - Yippee!
26/08/2005 - Things I’d like to share.
23/06/2005 - Viewing habits
22/06/2005 - To stupidity – and beyond!
19/06/2005 - Hi! I'm alive.
27/05/2005 - Internal Guilt Trip
22/05/2005 - So long, and thanks for all the fish.
20/05/2005 - Your breakfast may be disturbing the Force.
02/05/2005 - Too hard.
19/04/2005 - Here's an interesting question for you...
13/04/2005 - Do Smurfs refer to surfing as "Smurfing"?
12/04/2005 - Aw, crap.
08/04/2005 - Let the entry begin!
22/03/2005 - Testing...
18/03/2005 - Boredom at work + MS Word = Diaryland Entry.
16/03/2005 - Andermatt: a literary ramble by Dinky Creek.
15/03/2005 - This one's for you, Purps!
09/03/2005 - Titles are for losers.
04/03/2005 - No time for detail...
01/03/2005 - Sunday, 14th December 2003.
01/03/2005 - Crock!
23/02/2005 - Home again, home again, jiggity jig.
01/02/2005 - Too cold to play in the snow
28/01/2005 - This is a big mountain...
24/01/2005 - NEVER eat "Mexican" food in Slovakia.
18/01/2005 - Pooped.
17/01/2005 - Sorry
17/01/2005 - Fuck you too, NRMA (contains explicit language)
17/01/2005 - Twisted like the Triplets of Belleville
13/01/2005 - I read the news today, oh boy...
10/01/2005 - Welcome back to the grind
07/01/2005 - Carpets and boobies
04/01/2005 - Photo realism
03/01/2005 - Happy New Y...
30/12/2004 - Who's your daddy?
06/12/2004 - Have you ever?
23/11/2004 - Itchy scrote?
22/11/2004 - Karaoke challenge.
21/11/2004 - What shall we do with the drunken sailor...
17/11/2004 - My brain fell asleep hours ago. This is Dinky's coffee talking.
12/11/2004 - If it isn’t urban myth, it just isn’t fun.
06/11/2004 - Whiff of Pretty Flowers
02/11/2004 - Nobody trusts someone who's smiling.
28/10/2004 - I have mail! It's from general Receipt and the Forty Company.
27/10/2004 - Operation Fruit Fly
26/10/2004 - Someone's lunch smells like cat food. Microwaved cat food.
24/10/2004 - One night. Two entries. Dinky faces the challenge.
24/10/2004 - An officer who attended a Roman magistrate, bearing the fasces.
22/10/2004 - My office smells like burning.
21/10/2004 - I am not making this word up.
14/10/2004 - Something for Everyone.
08/10/2004 - Weird words.
07/10/2004 - Filthy hippies.
06/10/2004 - The new-look Dinky!
05/10/2004 - Won't somebody make me famous?!
04/10/2004 - The only good spider is a dead spider.
27/09/2004 - Like, so cute!
27/09/2004 - Why would you have clowns serving the food? Clowns make you sick.
22/09/2004 - Apparently I rock.
21/09/2004 - Now I get to be a tightarse and get a good credit rating.
14/09/2004 - Corn chips will always be sexy.
13/09/2004 - Powder in September! Woot!
10/09/2004 - The Previously Mentioned "Long Entry"
10/09/2004 - So nyah.
06/09/2004 - Hopscotch anyone?
29/08/2004 - Ode to an Ebony Feline
26/08/2004 - Mammoth Madness!
23/08/2004 - People are so weird.
18/08/2004 - Clarification.
16/08/2004 - Nyurgh.
12/08/2004 - Check it out! I can write "SHELL OIL" on my calculator!
09/08/2004 - Weekend: Went to Farm, had fun. Not mentioned in this entry.
05/08/2004 - Pet Extravaganza
03/08/2004 - Hey Fate, you like dynamite?
02/08/2004 - Inspired? I was.
16/07/2004 - Ungh. No sleep.
14/07/2004 - Hands That Do Dishes Can Be As Soft As Your Dinky-Creek.
12/07/2004 - I Bring Fun!
11/07/2004 - And a partridge in a pear tree.
08/07/2004 - In which I speak of cat poo and other worldly matters.
06/07/2004 - This entry contains no humour.
02/07/2004 - Forty seconds in my shoes.
01/07/2004 - Punks.
29/06/2004 - A thing of beauty is a debt forever.
21/06/2004 - General Smeg.
17/06/2004 - Three cheers for lack of sleep! Hip hip - zzzzz.
11/06/2004 - Picnic my ARSE.
09/06/2004 - Never too tired to share.
08/06/2004 - My pain is your pleasure.
06/06/2004 - More hiss for your trouser snake.
03/06/2004 - My day in two words.
01/06/2004 - Just sharing the love... er... boredom.
25/05/2004 - That's a lovely drawing... what is it?
23/05/2004 - Welcome to Moviegoers Anonymous.
18/05/2004 - Shot down
16/05/2004 - Dinky's bitter thoughts on...
13/05/2004 - Something to stew over.
11/05/2004 - Esquilax! Gentle like a rabbit; makes you CRAP LIKE A HORSE!
09/05/2004 - Aim high. Piss on someone on the other side of the wall.
09/05/2004 - Where'sh me teef?
06/05/2004 - Can a hamster fly a plane?
04/05/2004 - Aarkvark this.
03/05/2004 - Pointless ramble? Check.
29/04/2004 - Most productive lunch-break ever.
27/04/2004 - A Bit of Self-Indulgence
26/04/2004 - Waste your time faster.
22/04/2004 - Crazy fast
21/04/2004 - Let's dance!
20/04/2004 - It called me a tart.
19/04/2004 - Toi et moi
18/04/2004 - Theology with Dinky
18/04/2004 - Dinky Creek
2004-04-16 - Watch this space.






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